Fat Chance is a generic term for the awkward yet combined efforts of Jef, Stef and Fred. One’s very hairy, another swears a lot [when he isn’t coughing], and the third waves his arms and legs about when talks [I’ll let you figure out which is which]. Founding members of the Unrezt collective, midwives of the Thin Consolation label, they supply a dark and throbbing electronica, influenced by Autechre and a certain scene rooted in Miami. <br><br> Promotional whores of the common good, they are often assisted in their various endeavours by the likes of Dave and or Skwal, and generally nourished by the one they call Early Odaka. They’re also usually accompanied by a funny fat one they all call Panda, official spokesman and team slut. As the others are all devoid of basic social skills he does all the talking. <br><br> Judging by the bags under their eyes and the colour of their skin, all bets are open as to how much longer they will be gracing this ugly planet with their congenial company. <br><br>