A three man combo emerged from the seedy underbelly of the cities of Den Haag, Leiden and Eindhoven. Three men with a mutual love of filth, sloth, domination, abuse, the royal family and a pre-occupation with the police. <br><br> The first geezer, Hairi, is a one-man revolution. As a former best friend and personal advisor of His Royal Highness Bernhard, ponce of the Netherlands, this selfmade guy raised from the gutter and left his shitty brown mark on contemporary Dutch society. Remember the Lockheed scandal? It was 'B' who advised Bernhard to cash in a clean and very crispy million on this very lucrative deal! Remember Mabel-gate? It was 'B' who introduced Mabel to Klaas B.!! Remember Marguerita-gate? It was 'B' who placed the microphones and cleverly disguised them as cockroaches!! It was also 'B' who advised princess Christien to talk to trees and animals - simply 'cause no human being could and would bear listening to herÂ… <br><br> Mobi, the singer of scatlover, got a vision and it changed his life. It is a vision of burning cities, masked men, rubber sticks, and mountains of dirty brown filth. He spits out his words in one line lyrics. When he is not learning how to actually play guitar, he is busy polishing his boots. <br><br> After a year of severe torture the first drummer H left the band and the new rhythm virtuoso, Cooki, stepped in. Cooki got his training in the very, very specialized and highly brutal commando-unit called the "KLAUSKOMMANDO', untill he became a militant pacifist. <br><br>